What to do when a bird gets stuck in your house

18 July 2008, 3:11 pm
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So, yes, what then to do? You’ve got this bird stuck in your house, you are questioning the one decision that you’ve actually made in the last three years (you secretly let the bird in, you secretly love it even as it caws and beats its wings on the walls, even as it races to wake up the sun. But you love it, fiercely, decided to – but are also, flagrantly, loathe to speak its name), and all the windows are made out of stones.

You are, of course, fucked.

Welcome to the world, dear, and thanks for seeing your life like it was a piece of paper, folded up in fourths.


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